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| - | That’s it. If you click on the small green text area, it will expand to nearly fill your browser window. | + | That’s it. If you click on the small green text area, it will expand to nearly fill your browser window. |
| Fester changes a couple of other settings whilst in this page but they are not essential and entirely optional. Here they are if you want to use them. | Fester changes a couple of other settings whilst in this page but they are not essential and entirely optional. Here they are if you want to use them. | ||
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| As some of you may have already realised, Fester is quite the ladies man and for a paltry fee my book on seduction techniques can be purchased directly from Fester. Here is a short excerpt. | As some of you may have already realised, Fester is quite the ladies man and for a paltry fee my book on seduction techniques can be purchased directly from Fester. Here is a short excerpt. | ||
| - | * | + | * At no point during courtship should chloroform be involved. |
| - | + | * Do not refer to your girlfriend as “Number 1 f#@k buddy”, apparently it is not romantic. | |
| - | At no point during courtship should chloroform be involved. | + | * Traditionally it is the woman who wears the stockings in the bedroom. |
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